24 Best Life Lessons Seinfeld Taught You

IT CLAIMED TO BE A "SHOW ABOUT NOTHING." BUT IT TAUGHT US EVERYTHING.

If you were around for the '90s, chances are you learned more about life from this iconic sitcom than in any classroom in the world. Perhaps that's why, on Friday, fans flocked to Twitter to share some of the most important life lessons that they gleaned from this incredible show. It may have marketed itself as a "show about nothing," but in true existential fashion, it taught us everything. So read on, and never forget the difference between taking and holding a reservation ever again. And for more great advice, be sure to check out these 33 Ways to Stay Lean for Life.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to properly greet friends pic.twitter.com/MnqALyerk2

— Jackson Smith (@The_JMaster) November 3, 2017

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How to properly greet friends
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It's not about taking the reservation, it's about HOLDING it
3
How to slay a photo shoot
4
When you control the mail, you control information
5
You can quit your job and go back in on Monday and act like it never happened.
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Never ever double-dip a chip in public
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When you don't know what to say, say this:
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You can't return a jacket out of spite
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Watch out for close talkers
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How to screen calls from people you don't want to talk to
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Skinny Jeans are NOT for everyone
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How to own the dance floor
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Just because you don't work there, doesn't mean you can't get fired
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Festivus is the best holiday
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Don't be afraid to do the opposite
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Soup is precious
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Never EVER fall asleep in a hot tub
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Getting a seat during rush hour takes strategy, not stamina
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How to ease stress
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The pirate shirt is not a good look
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Find humor in the little things
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Shrinkage is not a myth
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How to look busy at work while doing nothing
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It's not a lie, if you believe it

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