Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes That Definitely Aren't for Kids

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The great thing about a dirty knock-knock joke is that it's almost always unexpected. There's just something inherently innocent and family-friendly about the setup for a knock-knock joke, so when it takes a left turn and the punchline is jaw-droppingly filthy—so much that you look around the room to make sure there are no children present—it gives you a new appreciation for this classic joke formula. Don't get us wrong, dirty knock-knock jokes are still groaners, but they're groaners that also make you blush. Here are 51 bawdy and off-color favorites. Share with others at your own risk.

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51 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes That Are For Adults Only
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tara.
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you wimp, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour butts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke. I hope you're on the pill!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I've ever seen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
I'm the Jack Goff.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you're lucky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Helda dick.
Helda dick who?
I helda dick and the wind blew it for me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You're justin time to wipe my bottom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs nudes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita Colo.
Anita Colo who?
Anita colonoscopy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine secure, don't know what for.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
I'd love to see you Baghdad butt up.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike Weiner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis member suffice?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
I like the view from bee-hind you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your wife.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
King Henry the Second.
King Henry the Second who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we'll bring in the strippers!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have a condom handy?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm poor knee.
I'm poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy that lady's rack?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willie.
Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let's Joe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
[Sexy voice]: Who would you like it to be?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima Reilly.
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster Cherry!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Foreskin.
Foreskin who?
The world's greatest foreskin teller.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tanaka.
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips off.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike Litoris.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe! Do you have any pants I can borrow?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Budweiser.
Budweiser who?
Budweiser knock-knock jokes all so filthy?
Wrapping Up

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